What I have noticed

About seattle women...lol I could not figure out why I could not find a girl to date. I was going about it all wrong..lol You see I have noticed that seattle women only date guys who dont have jobs, do not have cars and live with thier parents, and absolutly dont keep in shape...so my news year resolution is to Get fired, wreck my car, find someones parents to move in with and eat McDonalds 3 times a day......lol (Ok I am only joking but this is kinda sad but funny about seattle, but i love it)